Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a . " Vampires Suck" is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Rating: PG (for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen.
Lowbrow, sex-and-violence-laden vampire spoof really bites. Read Common Sense Media's Vampires Suck review, age rating, and parents guide.
Ignoring "True Blood" and "The Vampire Diaries," not to mention stalwarts like Dracula or the works of Anne Rice, this witless spoof instead.
Normally, I don't review movies on here, but when I read everyone else slamming this movie, I thought maybe they should get the perspective of someone who.